Phoenix is dangerous

[Thomas]

It seems every man in NY shaves his head these days--except one. Even though what I have left resides on the sides and at the back of my head, I simply cannot bring myself to do away with the curly locks that remind me of--let's just say, the old days.
I feel this way even though my wife bugs me to shave the rest of it.

One day I shaved my beard, which I have been sporting since 1976. Hated what I saw underneath there and let it come back right away, which for this fellow is only a matter of hours...