Oysters and Sunday Afternoon

[hotwine]

I wouldn't recommend the habanero to anyone! But if you can handle the regular Tabasco, you'll think the jalapeno is a Hershey bar - it's that mild. It's available from Tabasco's Web site, as are all of their sauces and knick-knacks (caps, T-shirts, etc.)
We can't order wines off the 'Net down here, but we can at least use it to purchase some of the other spices of life.
A word of caution, though - a wife might take offense if you sit down to one of her home-cooked meals and immediately start dumping sauce all over it, without even tasting it first. I don't bring hot sauce to her table unless the meal consists of leftovers that need a little help.