Johnny U is gone

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My dentist in New Orleans used to have a girl who looked like Miss Kitty from Gunsmoke in her prime (red head, green eyes, 38DD) who would clean your teeth after sticking her considerable (and heavily freckled) cleavage in your face and saying "Just keep looking at those and no one will get hurt"!!! I swear to God! Being the Big Easy, there was some speculation as to whether she had ALWAYS been a woman....