New Year's fizz

[Thomas]

My wife and I always spend New Year's Eve with a couple we have known many years, and whom we value. The sparkling wine flows, the dinner follows, the sparkling wine flows, the dessert, the Port flows, and then it is midnight, and the sparkling wine flows. So, maybe I need two more to go with my first two choice soarklers: I think I will add Taittenger and Krug (if I have the money). Actually, I should have the money since I will have taken all my savings out of the bank in preparation for Y2K!!!

Scholars at M.I.T. were asked to fix the Y2K problem. They came up with this solution. Change every y to k and vice versa. So: Happk New Kear everkone. And enjoy that Yrug Champagne.