Barolo???

[Innkeeper]

There are some soundalikes such as Borgo Scopeto, but don't know of any Chiantis put out by someone named Barolo. Nor have I seen a Barolo that sells for $15.

Barolos are wines you have to save up for or hit Powerball, and then you have to wait on them ten or twelve years. Otherwise they take the enamel off your teeth.