Beer Can Chicken

[hotwine]

OK, now, back to the chickens for a minute. What I want to know is (and everybody else has got to be wonderin', too)...... Jes' how do you git dem lil' birdies to stand still, while you shove an ice cold beer can up where de sun don't shine? I don't care if the ARE daid. Looks like such an indignity would wake 'em up!
There, now, see? I asked the question that nobody else would....