It's been a ball knowing alla'

[Thomas]

Hah! I don't need a john in my cellar, I just use the spot where the sump pump gathers the seeping water and expels it!

I've a weekend neighbor across the road. Until this weekend, he hadn't been to his place in many months. He said the winter was too rough for him to drive each weekend. He came back this weekend because, he said with a big chuckle, "I wanted to see the place one last time."