September 19 is Talk like a Pirate Day!! Arrr

[Drew]

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

So all you bilge rats find your buckeneers and celebrate.....I found my buckeneers under my bucken hat!! Arr.

Drewbeard

[Auburnwine]

Arrr! You were just looking for an excuse to say "booty" in polite company. Arrr!

[ShortWiner]

Arr! I'll be telling pirate jokes!

[winoweenie]

Aye Maties...Maybe we can dig up some used oaken treasures for Peg-Tongued BuckHo-Ho-Ho. That'll shiver his timbers.ARRGGGG! Patched-Weener [img]http://www.wines.com/ubb2/biggrin.gif[/img] In the meanswhilst I'm taking CB to lunch for our anniversary;

[hotwine]

Yup, pirate-talkers oughta feel right at home here. But beware, maties, of anything that brings a phone call from an ex-wife! Arrr.

[Auburnwine]

A pirate walks into a bar with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants. The bartender can’t help but ask, “What’s with the steering wheel?” “
ARRRRGGH,” the pirate answers, “it’s drivin’ me nuts.”

Q: Of which concept shared by Jungian psychology and Northrop Frye's literary theory are pirates especially fond?
A: ARRRchetype.

Q: Of all of Richard Harris's many achievements in the performing arts, which is a pirate's favorite?
A: "MacARRRthur PARRRk."

Q: Which ancient Greek lyric poet do pirates like best?
A: PindARRR.

Q: What is a pirate’s favorite member of the family Daubentoniidae, and is the largest nocturnal primate in the world?
A: The aye-aye

[Drew]

Very funny rifs thar Auburnwine, me timbers arr shiverin' at thee thought of steering me nuts 22 1/2 degrees abaft the starboard beam...arrr!

Drewbeard

[winedope1]

now if only I could locate my sunken chest... arrrrr! WD

[hotwine]

Look in yer drawers.... Arrrr.

[Drew]

Sorry, winedope, I have piratophobia....


Fear of a sunken chest!

Drewbeard

[Drew]

What's Botafogo's favorite pirate country in South America?


AARRRRGGHentina!

Drewbeard

[Drew]

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

Arrr, I really love talk like a pirate day.

Drewbeard

[Georgie]

and from a third grader last year....
"Why couldn't the 13 year old go to the pirate movie?"
"Because it was rated "Arrrr!"

[Drew]

Whats a pirates favorite animal?
An arrrrrdvark!!!

--
Five pirates and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck.
Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal.
Each pirate will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next pirate in line will marry her and so on.
All the pirates get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different pirate each week.
The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies...
The first week after wasn't too bad.
The second week was getting sort of bad.
The third week was getting pretty bad.
The fourth week was really bad.
The fifth week was horrible!
By the sixth week it was unbearable...

So they buried her.


--
One day an old pirate gets on a chartered sailboat. Several minutes later a punk kid with red, green, and orange hair gets on. The kid notices that the old pirate keeps staring at him. The kid looks at him and says, "What you staring at old man, ain't you ever done anything wild in your time?" The old pirate replies, "Yeah I f***ed a parrot once. I was just wondering if you were my kid?"

I'm going to my corner now Georgie...

Drewbeard

[Georgie]

Quickly, please! tsk, tsk, tsk [img]http://www.wines.com/ubb2/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ShortWiner]

One day a little boy sees a pirate dragging around a piece of wood by a length of rope.

"Mr. Pirate, Mr. Pirate! Why are you dragging that piece of wood by that length of rope?"

"Arr, I'm walkin' th' plank!"

[wondersofwine]

In Williamsburg, Virginia one of the costumed role players was staying in character. He asked me what colony I was from. I said North Carolina and he said "Ah, the Carolinas. Have you been bothered lately by the pirates there?" (Blackbeard is proudly? claimed as a local).

[Innkeeper]

Arrrrr........you'r all Johnny come latelys. Weve been doing the pirate thing all season. Our museum has a special pirate exhibit with a huge jolly roger on the side of one of their buildings, and I and many other citizens and businesses have been flying pirate flags all summer. So drag your arrrrres up to Searsport.

[Auburnwine]

Arrr, IK, we've been doing the pirate thing at Arrrrburn for years. We call it college football, and it's the reason why the new recruits all get Lincoln Navigators. (W)Arrr Eagle!

[dananne]

Auburn is a cow town, and you all need to go back to your bARRRns.

Roll Tide!

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