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- Botafogo - 05-23-2003
Yeah, Verne, I might just have to post a five page list of synonyms for "ass":
Bunda, back, onion (so good it makes you cry), backfield in motion, junk in the trunk (we actually had a section in our last newsletter called "The Return of the Revenge of the Son of Mr. Bigstuff: Junk in the Trunk"!), my personal favorite: preferencia nacional (national preference, it's a Brasilian thing) ect, ad infinitum
PS: would Sir Mix-a-Lot have stood a chance on American Idol? I think his magnum opus "Baby's got Back" is right up there with "Johnny B. Goode", "Six Days on the Road and "Kansas City" when it comes to true Americana...
Roberto
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- ShortWiner - 05-23-2003
Hehe, when RAD mentioned the idea that funk might catch on and be promoted by Madison Ave. as the next big thing in wine, I couldn't help but imagine the Kendall Jackson's of the world adding "essence of ass" to their wines from giant test tubes. Or perhaps ass-chips, dipped in the vats in the same way as oak teabags?
And I can imagine the bottle notes: "A warm, full-bodied, fleshy wine, with firm yet supple tannins..."
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- Botafogo - 05-23-2003
I can see it now: a combination Homeless Bath Center / "ass" infusion facility. I bet Franzia is first on the block!
- Thomas - 05-23-2003
And I have the perfect name for the wine--Backasswards!.
- quijote - 05-23-2003
Would that wine be a Gigondass or Assti Spumanti?
- Thomas - 05-23-2003
Make that wine a New World type and we can call it, Backasswoods.
- Bucko - 05-23-2003
You guys have offended me so deeply that I might not have a fifth glass of wine......
ASSume the position!
- Georgie - 05-23-2003
and this from some of the guys who were just too sophisticated to watch American Idol....hmmm
- Botafogo - 05-23-2003
Hey, potty humor is some deeeeep do do, just read Freud or any of those guys. But seriously folks, we are talking about wines as profound and multifaceted as J-Lo's behind, surely there are volumes yet to be written...
Roberto
- Drew - 05-24-2003
Me thinks this thread is truly, ASSinine.
Drew
- Bucko - 05-24-2003
**guys who were just too sophisticated**
Obviously she has never met this bunch! Hell, we're luckey to spull it rite!
- Thomas - 05-24-2003
let me see: sophassticated!
- stevebody - 05-24-2003
Okay, I stayed out as long as I could:
Roberto - Dead horse beaten. Film at eleven.
- winoweenie - 05-24-2003
Was busy all afternoon getting ready for a party here at the Bassatchelor jernt. Looking at the remnants now I'm sure we had a good time. 9 dead soldiers on my desk. Will sort thru them and make an attempt to post tomorrow. Need a Tequila Sunrise. Very low on vitamin C. WW ( 5 of us plus CB and her bottle of SW made 10) [img]http://www.wines.com/ubb2/eek.gif[/img]
- quijote - 05-24-2003
Looks like this group has really hit bottom, so to speak....
- winedope1 - 05-26-2003
oh wow! you guys are reallly funny! Some of these words are fantasstic. Sorry, couldn't think of a good post, but just had to jump in here.
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- quijote - 05-26-2003
Yes, it's too bad scatological puns always get such a *bum* rap.