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- Georgie - 12-12-2006 Three guys get killed in an accident near Christmas time and meet St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. P: Ok, gentlemen, since it's December, you must produce an object associated with Christmas in order to get into heaven. 1st guy: Well, I have a toothpick in my pocket....that could be a Yule Log! St.P: Pretty lame, but OK, I'll let you in. 2nd guy: Uh....I know! Taking out his keys, he shakes them up and down. I've got jingle bells! St. P: That's even worse! But ok, it's Christmas..come on in. 3rd guy: Hmm...well here, I have these...(as he takes a pair of women's underwear out of his pocket) St. P: No! no way! You cannot convince me that women's underwear has anything to do with Christmas! 3rd guy: They're Carol's.... - hotwine - 12-12-2006 HA! Love it! I thought it was going to be a Slick Willy joke..... hmm, it still could be. |